It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a flying cockroach!

Let me set the scene............

It's getting late. Dinner is done, clean up is done. The boys have had their bath, I then send them to the bathroom to brush their teeth. The boys head through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

Corbin yells "OMG". I say "What, what is it?". Landon says "OMG". I say "WHAT!!". They both say "You have got to come in here". So I head into the kitchen. Both boys are standing there staring up at the ceiling. I look up and there is a HUGE cockroach. One of the biggest I've seen...this guy was the daddy of all daddy cockroaches.

We stood there frozen, I had no clue what to do. But I knew I couldn't leave it there so I made up a plan. I sent Corbin to get one of my shoes, I told him the heavier the better. I grabbed the broom. I walked to one side of the kitchen and then told Corbin that I was going to hit it with the broom so it would fall away from me and then Corbin was to take the shoes and smash it. Seemed like a good plan.

So I positioned myself with the broom in the air and told corbin on the count of 3. "1, 2, 3" and I swung and hit it with the broom. Well instead of this guy falling away from me to the floor like I had anticipated....the bitch broke out his wings and started flying at my head!!!!!!! I screamed so loud my throat still hurts from it. I ducked and covered while screaming. I looked up at the boys cause I thought I had scared them...but no they were laughing their asses off at me. Ok so then I felt stupid. But I ran outa the kitchen and asked where the hell the roach had gone.

Corbin saw it land on the dish rack so I went to find it. I saw it climbing around the dish rack and I had to figure out a different plan.............nothing came to mind so I grabbed a shoe and started hitting. But right as I felt like I had it cornered and I was finally going smash this bitch to pieces....it broke out the wings again and flew at my face!!!! Yes yes, I screamed bloody murder and ducked and covered again.

As before the boys started laughing. This time it flew into my diningroom and landing on a shelf on my buffet. I creeped up to it and it was kinda of in between some brass horses I have sitting there. I very carefully lifted the hooves of one of the horses and smacked it back down on the roach..........YAY I got him....don't mess with me Sucka!

Tomorrow I'll be at the store buying bug killer!